No announcement yet.

Kaepernick Back In The NFL ?

  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Kaepernick Back In The NFL ?

    CHARLOTTE, NC—Colin Kaepernick has made his way back into the NFL, as a cheerleader for the Carolina Panthers. He will be the team's first African American Transgender Poly-Bi Cheerleader and will be joining the team on road games.

    "I'm excited to be on the team!" said Kaepernick, weakened by a series of surgeries and hormone injections. "After I insulted the organization and called all the fans racist, I wasn't sure I'd be welcomed back, but I was finally able to contort my body into such a victimized form that they had no choice but to hire me."

    "It's a dream come true!"

    Panthers coach Matt Rhule was not part of the decision-making process that brought Kaepernick into the cheerleading fold, but he is reportedly enthusiastic about the former quarterback's role on the squad.

    "I think he'll be a great distraction when we lose games," he said, sighing wistfully. "And believe me, we're going to lose some games."

    Click image for larger version  Name:	A055A5BA-F623-4987-A290-9F2A0D6F6E42.jpg Views:	0 Size:	167.0 KB ID:	172330
    🏈 🐬 FINS UP ! 🐬 🏈

  • #2
    Well he/she/it checks all the boxes!


    • #3
      Originally posted by gulfcoast74 View Post
      Well he/she/it checks all the boxes!
      You forgot 'they', lol


      • #4
        Ugh! I hope she doesn't kneel and reveal more!
        The happiness of the Dolphin is to exist.... Jacques Cousteau.


        • #5
          I just saw the Adam Sandler version of The Longest Yard last week. He would fit right in with those cheerleaders!!
          I just threw up in my mouth a little bit ...
          You can spit-shine that turd all you want, but at the end of the day it's still a piece of crap.


          • AquaXI
            AquaXI commented
            Editing a comment
            Holy smoke....a ghost from Christmas past!!! Zack attack. Welcome back!!!

          • ZackVT
            ZackVT commented
            Editing a comment
            Bah humbug, Aqua !! Thanks.

        Unconfigured Ad Widget