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Fun Dolphins Facts (Sarcasm)

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  • Fun Dolphins Facts (Sarcasm)

    The Miami Dolphins will be hiring their 9TH COACH since 2004.

    The Miami Dolphins just had their 7TH consecutive season of .500 or worse.

    The Dolphins were outscored by 96-47 in the FIRST QUARTER.

    The Dolphins scored a 1st quarter touchdown in only THREE GAMES.

    The Dolphins were outscored in the other three quarters by 30 POINTS.

    The Dolphins allowed 4,000 net yards passing which was the highest in franchise history for the Dolphins.

    The Dolphins defense ranked 28th against the run in 2015.

    The Miami Dolphins threw the football 65 PERCENT of the time !! (3rd Highest in the league)

    The Dolphins converted only 31 PERCENT of their 3rd downs.

    Ryan Tannehill's record as a starter fell to 29-35.

    Ryan Tannehill's completion percentage, touchdown rate, interception rate and passer rating were also worse in 2015 then they were in 2014.

    The Miami Dolphins were outscored by the Bills by 74-31.

    The Miami Dolphins were outscored by the Jets by 65-34.

    The Miami Dolphins were outscored by the Patriots by 46-27.

    The Next Head Coach Has Their Work Cutout For Them.

    Let's Hope This Front Office Hires The Right Man For The Job Who Will Improve ALL Positions On Both Sides Of The Ball.

    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." - George S. Patton

    “The only thing worse then a liar is a liar that’s also a hypocrite!” - Tennessee Williams

  • #2
    Well these are not fun at all Freak. Haha


    • DolphinsFreak
      DolphinsFreak commented
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      AHA!! Yeah, sorry for the misleading title. The positive note is that the Dolphins plan to find new coaches. The negative is that Mr. Magoo insists on having a voice in this search, even though he has proven he knows next to nothing about football. Magoo really likes Gace, so it's obvious he is the coach the Dolphins should NOT consider at all.

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