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    The problem is all inside your head
    She said to me
    The answer is easy if you
    Take it logically
    I'd like to help you in your struggle
    To be free
    There must be fifty ways
    To leave your Dolphins

    She said it's really not my habit
    To intrude
    Furthermore, I hope my meaning
    Won't be lost or misconstrued
    But I'll repeat myself
    At the risk of being crude
    There must be fifty ways
    To leave your Dolphins
    Fifty ways to leave your Dolphins

    [CHORUS:]
    You Just slip out the back, Jack
    Make a new plan, Stan
    You don't need to be coy, Roy
    Just listen to me
    Hop off the bus, Gus
    You don't need to discuss much
    Just drop off the key, Lee
    And get yourself free

    She said it grieves me so
    To see you in such pain
    I wish there was something I could do
    To make you smile again
    I said I appreciate that
    And would you please explain
    About the fifty ways

    She said why don't we both
    Just sleep on it tonight
    And I believe in the morning
    You'll begin to see the light
    And then she kissed me
    And I realized she probably was right
    There must be fifty ways
    To leave your Dolphins
    Fifty ways to leave your Dolphins

    My answer was "Still Crazy After All These Years" Paul Simon HAD TO BE A DOLPHINS FAN.

    THREAD WARNING!!! This is in fun for some very pissed off Phinatics to vent by coming up with some stuff to add. It is NOT meant to suggest anyone stop being a Phan.
    Last edited by So Be; 11-23-2015, 04:42 PM.

  • #2
    My very simple additions.

    Just take a pill Bill
    Get a new job Bob'
    Find a new main Shane
    And set yourselves free.

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    • #3
      HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

      Great stuff!

      At this point it is what it is. Have to have some fun with it.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by So Be View Post
        My very simple additions.

        Just take a pill Bill
        Get a new job Bob'
        Find a new main Shane
        And set yourselves free.

        Shane actually did find a new main, kinda...LOL

        After 23 years with UPS, my last physical day will be Sunday the 30th (have a few vacation days so will run through the week). I was made and offer with a company for a Region Director's position and have accepted it. Kind of excited and nervous as hell all at the same time. I will have to do some traveling throughout NC, SC, and TN, but when I am not traveling I will be working out of my home office.

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        • Driven_Phinsane!
          Driven_Phinsane! commented
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          That's awesome 'Nole, congratulations! In your travels see if you can get people to sign my petition..I'm looking to bring professional football back to Miami!

        • Daytona Dolfan
          Daytona Dolfan commented
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          Congrats Shane. Good luck in the new job.

      • #5
        Originally posted by ONOle1 View Post


        Shane actually did find a new main, kinda...LOL

        After 23 years with UPS, my last physical day will be Sunday the 30th (have a few vacation days so will run through the week). I was made and offer with a company for a Region Director's position and have accepted it. Kind of excited and nervous as hell all at the same time. I will have to do some traveling throughout NC, SC, and TN, but when I am not traveling I will be working out of my home office.
        Congrats my friend, and I'm sure you will do very well in getting out of the brown.

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        • #6
          Originally posted by So Be View Post
          My very simple additions.

          Just take a pill Bill
          Get a new job Bob'
          Find a new main Shane
          And set yourselves free.

          lol,, make my pill one of those 'Mother's Little Helper' pills!!!

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          • #7
            Originally posted by So Be View Post
            My very simple additions.

            Just take a pill Bill
            Get a new job Bob'
            Find a new main Shane
            And set yourselves free.
            Now you sound like my wife.
            While it takes two to have an argument, it only takes one to walk away.

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            • Driven_Phinsane!
              Driven_Phinsane! commented
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              lol, you think this might be a conspiracy??!!!

            • Dolfan1
              Dolfan1 commented
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              Could be.

          • #8
            Originally posted by So Be View Post
            My very simple additions.

            Just take a pill Bill
            Get a new job Bob'
            Find a new main Shane
            And set yourselves free.

            In 26 weeks.....

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            • #9
              Time with Mama Bahama
              Come out the fog Dog
              Just more hooch Cuch
              And set yourself free.

              Just playing a bit. Anyone else?

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              • #10
                Become a crack addict Finatic
                Try something funner like jail Kelbail
                Just Say NO Joe
                And set yourself free!

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